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Friday, March 26, 2010

Micro-Managing

VIA Lanzy from here.  Lanzy, we salute you. Don't give in. Don't be an asshole
 
"I'm a Bad Manager

I am manager of a software team of 14 SW Engineers, this puts me smack dab in Middle Management, a position I have accepted for about 20 years.

So yesterday I was counseled by the Project Manager. It turns out I'm too nice.
The team is behind schedule, I blame this on an insane development schedule to meet an unrealistic date. So I have people working late, coming in early, giving up their week-ends, and taking work home with them. This has been going on for about a month and will continue for at least another month. People are getting tired and cranky.

Back to the counseling, I was told to be more of an asshole. That is the exact wording.

Later HIS boss came to see me to let me know I should be micro-managing. He believes my people are getting away with too much, TOO MUCH? They are working their collective asses off.

If I had to list two rules of managing I would have to say, Don't Micro-manage and Don't be an Asshole.

So, how do I fake these things, because I really don't think I can do them."

Saturday, March 20, 2010

Children in Restaurants

"If I'm paying $100 per plate in a restaurant I don't want the distraction of your unruly children around me" - Tony

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Sink Hair

I don't want to clean up your sink hair. And you wonder why it keeps backing up. . .

Thursday, March 4, 2010

Gym Etiquette

"if I had a nickel for every minute I had to wait for exercise equipment at the gym while some guy sat there texting, talking or day dreaming, I could jump to a much higher tax bracket. How's about a little gym etiquette?!" by Helene

Be Considerate of the Person Helping You

If you want me to spend 3 hours fixing something you broke, at least clean it first. Seriously, that was gross.

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Hippy Co-workers

If you try talking to me at work about horoscopes and star signs and hippy shit every day and I am unresponsive, it's because I could care less. And I'm not the only one. Get the hint.

Dear Crappy British Tipper

"Dear British, if you've been vacationing in Florida every year for the past 10 years, YOU KNOW that bartenders and servers rely on tips. You are the first to show up and the last to leave. Your bill is $51.25 and leave $52.00 and say keep the change. Please take your happy ass and crappy teeth back to England. Even countries that don't speak english tip better than you. And "Shandy's" are gross, drink a real drink." - Submitted by Brenda