"Dear Crappy Tipper, The $1.50 you left me on your $30.00 tab didn't even cover what I had to tip out the bar for the 3 glasses of wine you drank let alone my busser. It was also really cool that you sat at my table for 2 hours during peak lunch rush so no one else with respect could sit there. I was hoping to make at least 30 bux today to pay rent, but thanks to you I walked with $11. Come over and tell my 5 kids that you suck. Next time do everyone a favor and go to McDonalds. I'm gonna go cry now and make mac & cheese for dinner."
This girl got fired for making this song. Hence the anonymous quote.
HAHAHA! The second one was pritty good too "Pa Pa Pa Pasta Bowl"....
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